Sex Up Your Stationary Set

Did you ever want a pen so pretty that when it slips from your fingers in the middle of class the new guy will pick it up with a smile and a compliment about your shoes? Well I did, and thus Clueless Obsession continues...

Ever since discovering a simply DIVINE fabric shop near my house I have set it my life's goal to pimp every single household item I own into a tacky, furry, glittery, girly, camp, bejazzled pile of pretty. Being that I've yet to begin my Dress making Class, I decided to coolify items within my range of skills, and everybody knows your school stationary deciphers your social status in the classroom, forget looks and personality - a sexy pink pencil sharpener is key to eturnal popularity!
So, Voici my own spin on the feathered pen. Since I spend a lot of time at school not listening and looking for ways to not perish in the lukewarm flames of boredom, I added fur to the pen to add texture and something to rub my face up against in class. I can't stop. seriously. I just walk around rubbing a pen against my face and in between my fingers, it feels so sensual. So yeah, it turned out looking like a furry dildo for drag queens (Thats right, bitches, I am now manufacturing my own line of sex toys), but its imperfections, just like Cher, are what makes it all the more adorable. So if you like them, leave a comment and I'll make one in any colour your heart desires. Just remember to treat it like your friend and comb its fur and treat it like the flamboyant, homosexual it is.