My favourite aspect of Coachella is not the sun, nor the celebrities or the style, but the vast contrast between the polished dress code and oh so planned and put together outfits they sport and the clothes that are worn at the festivals I go to.
Where they swan about in designer blouses and chloe back packs, I bring clothes that I expect to be trashed or stolen by the end of the weekend and hope they won't get ripped off in a pit. You don't wear makeup, You can't wear anything but wellies and if you tie your hair up don't expect it to come down for at least a week. What I'd give to see Kate Bosworth strolling down red camp in her chiffon maxi dresses and kitten heels.
Where they swan about in designer blouses and chloe back packs, I bring clothes that I expect to be trashed or stolen by the end of the weekend and hope they won't get ripped off in a pit. You don't wear makeup, You can't wear anything but wellies and if you tie your hair up don't expect it to come down for at least a week. What I'd give to see Kate Bosworth strolling down red camp in her chiffon maxi dresses and kitten heels.
Sweet Celebrities, there's no denying you get an A+ for effort but for the grade that matters the proof is in the pudding...
OMG tousled, boho hair and aviators bravo Kate that's sooo original! Suree the Kate Moss circa 2007 Glastonbury Boho Chic look always goes down well but its 2013, woman, shake it up a bit. I understand that Coachella is an entirely different breed of festival and her outfit is cute, very sweet and matchy matchy. But do you really want to look sweet and smart and prim at a music festival? One grimy fingerprint on that pretty blouse and its game over, dollface, god forbid if there's mud at a festival...
Someone should tell Alexa Chung Coachella isn't Bible Camp. Peter Pan collared dresses are cute, yeah, but the Chung's the one who brought these back 6 YEARS AGO. We get it, you're Kooky, now wear something else.
As meticulously planned and put together this conveys, I actually really loe this outfit. Kudos, Kate.
I love Kristen because she really couldn't give a lesser shit.
Rita Ora I feel your aura.
Someone call Alessandra Ambrosio, every prepubescentin topshop wants their look back! If I had a body like Alessandra's I certainly wouldn't be trying to dress like a 14 year old...
Queen Katy, Coachella's saviour. Leave it to KP to rule them all in her Dolce and Gabbana, Dali Two Piece, Lulu Guinness handbag, white, strappy block heels and a pineapple beaker.
This has been an uncharacteristically bitchy post, but every year we get the same wave of celebrities comandeering showers of praise and attention for their dull, personalityless outfits that they spent the last 6 months planning with their stylist and butcher the name of festival fashions. Kate Moss raised the bar, its about time they met it
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