Vanessa, Queen Of The Desert

I feel such a fool for never having appreciated the adorable ball of sexy that is Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe its because I've just seen her in Spring breakers,  or perhaps its due to her being a cute, oriental, tanned shortarse like me or that she has naked pictures online, but I have fallen a little in love with style.
Its true I spent the entire duration of Spring Breakers wanting to fuck her, and I used to feel her bohemian style was same old same old and unoriginal and she's usually not the type of girl or style I'm into,but after seeing pictures of her at Coachella this weekend I feel she was the only one there who got that she was at a festival and looked like she'd been lifted straight from a weed covered photograph of the front row at Woodstock.
Boho Dresses, hippy two pieces, bindis and dangly bits, she was a vision of a groupie angel and all I wanted to do was sit on her shoulders, smell her hair and snort coke off her chest...Just Joking...But seriously.

So Perfect. Who did you Think was the Coachelliest at Coachella?

 

More Vanessa Style Porn....

 

(big cuddly black woman voice) Mama knows I gotta thing for an orange jumpsuit, mmhmm

 

And her best look of all...