AQUA Eructo

Ever since I lost my Parentless Shopping Virginity, Aqua has been filed among the intangible shops in town reserved for the possessors of height, boobs and large of pocket, none of which apply to me. And the few times I have adopted a false air of stature and wealth and entered the premises, I have sensed even the trousers, with their smirking waistbands and condescending cuffs, to laugh down at my pitiful hope.
But this season, the clothes are so beautiful I don't care if they drown me, I'm taking them home with me.
Cutting their trademark bold silhouettes into angular slits and slants, they delivered a neon rainbow of 70s flare and intergalactic futerism.

I never believed in soulmates until I laid eyes on the Boat Halterneck Jumpsuit and I knew all the meandering twists and crossroads in our paths before now had been leading us to this moment. To Fulfil our destiny. To Become one.
The sharp, strict cuts of the silhouette contrast the youthful, carefree tangerine, revealing the perfect amount of skin to qualify as both smart and sexy. If I was of wealthier circumstance, I would purchase both, pairing the orange with one of these gorgeous Jelly Skinny belts, matching nail vanish and a pair of my new Jelly heels for Summer in the city, and the black with Big, Gold statement jewellery and these sick Alt-J style Earrings for nights out.
I wonder how much Jelly I can fit into one outfit...A glittery, translucent jelly bag would look amazing, paired with a floppy, Jelly sunhat and jelly bangles. Screw it, make me a whole Jelly wardrobe of jelly dresses and underwear! A jelly bikini would be sexiest thing ever, there is a HUGE jelly shaped gap in the market.

 With braless mesh bodysuits, assymetric Maxis, oversized pvc peplums and side slit dresses fit for Jessica Rabbit herself, I foresee a beautifull dressed, bankrupt 17 year old tripping nonchalently over her hems this summer.